What is the best sexual position for a girl to get off?
Any position that has long discussion about feelings. Any position where the man is sullen and brooding and may be a sparkly vampire. Any position that involves dinner at the Sizzler, followed by chocolate cheesecake ice cream brownies. Any position that involves you listening to her drone on about that bitch at work. Any position that allows her to bring home every lost fucking kitten in a 12 mile radius. Any position that defies all logic. Any position that involves buying shoes. Any position that sucks the soul out of you. Any position that involves you both watching Breakfast at Tiffany's or the Notebook for the umpteenth time. Reverse cowgirl.
Probably the one where you are on one knee with a ring in your hand. That works really well. Honestly that's not the best question for a dude. If you really want to know that answer you would have to ask a woman. I can tell you that for a man it really doesn't matter. I once got off when I sat down awkwardly on my nuts. The real mystery here is why would you ask us that question? Have you tried asking the person what they enjoy? I find the best way to do that is to kick open the bathroom door while a random woman I don't know is trying to pee and scream directly in her face "HOW DO YOU ENJOY SEXING!!!!!" Relationships are all about communication. Like the other day I asked this random woman if she wanted watch a movie and she said "you ruined my fucking life." And then a week ago I asked her where she keeps the spare batteries and said "I wish you had balls like my last boyfriend." But that's just how we are, we communicate. As far I am concerned there is only one sexual position and it is extremely quick and ends with an hour of crying in the shower but I'm a traditionalist. If you really want to get to the bottom of this mystery then go to any of the six million free porn sites on the internet and do a little research. The way I understand it, pornography is exactly like real life sex. A quick google search showed me that something called "fisting" is very popular so why not give that a throw. Good luck and I hope you know that you are living in sin.
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